Chuckles

We ran 100 meter races today as a last hoorah for the season. I can't even begin to describe how horribly they went, but they were also incredibly fun. Thanks once again, girls. In keeping with the silly attitude of today's practice, vie compiled a couple of my favorite funny running quotes. Enjoy! "The faster you run the faster you're done." "If we were playing tag, you'd be it forever." "My mascara runs faster than you..." "It's rude to count people as you pass them... Out loud." "Running is a mental sport, and we're all insane!" "If it were easy it'd be called your mom." "My sport is your sport's punishment." "Will run for chocolate." "Running: Cheaper than therapy" "I overtrain so I can overeat!" "Kick assphalt" "Your pace or mine?" "Fast girls have good times." "The faster I get there, the faster I can start eating." "See Dick Run. See Jane Run Faster." "I bust mine so I can kick yours!" "Running: Cheaper than plastic surgery." "Athletes run. Everyone else just plays games." "Why are all these people following me?" "Endorphins: Runners' drug of choice" "I found my happy pace."